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Your so ugly jokes 2014

Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z. Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looked up to the sky it started falling. Yo mama so ugly she walked into the hood and scared the black off one of my home boys. Your mum so ugly when she walked past I thought she was Susan Boyle. He said okay, you're ugly too.

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24 Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good

Your so ugly jokes 2014

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in. It's fine, he eventually woke up! Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. You don't want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can't help yourself. Yo Mama's so ugly, when she died, they couldn't even tell if she was human. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, Bob Marley and Don King in a headlock.

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Your so ugly jokes 2014

While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine female genie. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face. Yo momma is so ugly her own ass refused to marry her yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke Yo mama so ugly she's only been married once. Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirrior and the glass cracked Yo mama so ugly she entered the ugliest people contest and she won 1st 2nd and 3rd.

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Your so ugly jokes 2014

Yo momma so ugly when she took out the trash and waited for the garbage truck, the truck took her. Yo mama so fat, she's Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball 1. Yo mama so ugly that she looks like she's pissed in more sinks than she's washed in. Yo mama so ugly that when god was handing out looks she was last in line Yo momma so ugly she had to go trick or treating over the phone. Yo mama so ugly, Minecraft Creepers are afraid of her 3. Yo mama so ugly she went into the house of mirrors and it burned down.

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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Your so ugly jokes 2014

Yo mama so fat, when she went to school she sat next to the whole class! Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry! Yo mamas so ugly, she's the reason why Waldo is hiding. If you're searching for the funniest insults, look no further, we've put together 75 hilarious insults from around the internet. You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning. He was outstanding in his field. Here are 55 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want. Baldi's Basics - 10 minutes, 24 seconds - Go to channel - Yo Mama - 3.

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Your so ugly jokes 2014

Yo mama so ugly she invented blind dates. If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. But sometimes a is so jaw-droppingly ridiculous that it transcends its own awfulness and reaches a. Yo mama's face was so ugly only a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could make her pretty. Because every play has a cast! The results was, in first Shrek, in second Fat-Bastard, in third Freddy Kruger, and in twelveth place yo momma.

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