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Bridget Jones's Diary (film)

Bridget jones quotes imdb

How's it going with that divine man of yours? Not in a million years from now. Perpetua's a fart-arse old bag who spends her time bossing me around. But l suppose that's a silly idea. To his children, l mean, not to me. The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry. In Romania people work with their hands every day, and you'll see an 80-year-old woman still chopping wood because she's been looking after herself all her life, and she still has the strength to do it. Still shagging anything that moves? But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much.

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Bridget Jones's Baby (2016)

Bridget jones quotes imdb

Every year she tries to fix me up with some bushy-haired, middle-aged bore, and I feared this year would be no exception. That's pointless, because l have a very high regard for your wobbly bits in all circumstances. Any girl who's been single in London knows how to handle herself. Not if you go on calling everyone ''balding, upper-middle-class twits''. He's a top human rights lawyer and he left it to someone else to get me out. It has its good points certainly. You don't know about astronomy.

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The 18 Funniest Quotes From 'Bridget Jones' Diary' That You Probably Forgot About

Bridget jones quotes imdb

In the end, Rebecca pleads with Mark to be with her as they are a perfect match in every way, unlike Bridget, who is not equal in looks or personality to Mark. Mark: No, I like you very much. But none of them could locate Jed, so Mark flew over to lnterpol. On that note, there are more amusing moments here than there were in 'Edge of Reason', Thompson's material mostly but also the reason for Hugh Grant's absence and Ed Sheeran. Darcy disparages Elizabeth to his friend Mr. Aside from Simon Reade in the fifth-form locker room, yeah. Bridget, that was not the most romantic proposition l've ever heard.

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Bridget Jones's Diary (film)

Bridget jones quotes imdb

Why don't you tell me, in detail, about your school netball tour, particularly the unsavoury incident in the communal showers. They bump into one another somewhat awkwardly, and then go their separate ways. An incredible thing about Thailand is the amazing traditional cuisine. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother. My boyfriend, he say he love me. If you ask me, there isn't enough blue food.

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Renée Zellweger

Bridget jones quotes imdb

Horatio was just saying he's totally against charitable giving. You're going to be out within a week. Right, moment of truth awaits. The soundtrack is more appealing this time round with better choice of songs. In 2004, all of those bars and restaurants were destroyed in the tsunami.

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The 18 Funniest Quotes From 'Bridget Jones' Diary' That You Probably Forgot About

Bridget jones quotes imdb

Do you affirm your love, one to the other? You know, Jones, if stargazing is something that interests you, then it has to be said that the view from my balcony is quite outstanding. Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home. You are, after all, my girlfriend. Unfortunately he just happens to be my boss, editor in chief Daniel Cleaver, and for various slightly unfair reasons relating to this year's Christmas party I suspect he does not fantasize about me. Now l want to see your hands poised over those bells. Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac, but total sex god and human rights lawyer.

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Bridget Jones's Diary Quotes

Bridget jones quotes imdb

Bridget, you're staring at me again. This movie earned eight million seven hundred thousand dollars in its five hundred thirty-theater opening weekend, setting the record of the highest-grossing limited release opening weekend. In 2008, the Bridget Jones character was accused for the decline in sale of chardonnay. The fact is The Smooth Guide is doing very well with women, but the network want us to cast a wider net and use a Smooth Guide-ess. Well, this is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britain, reporting to you from a big vat of excrement. Boyfriend and baby seems just too lucky. You're only gonna ask me one more time? Bridget Jones has cocked things up for the very last time.

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